Radar: Hawkeye, Ho-Jon fell in the improvised still!
Hawkeye: Radar, he probably just wanted to drink with his senseless, brutal war.
Radar: Back in Ottumwa, one of our cows fell in the creek and it took 10 of us to help it up.
Hawkeye: Sounds like the number of doctors needed to clean up after Frank operates!
Frank Burns: Hey!